Homophobes
4/28/15
Classic Emails (1 page each)
After the pizza joint in Indiana became the focus of national attention
over their refusal to cater gay weddings,
the American Taliban rallied to their defense
and donated nearly a MILLION dollars to them
to show America how bigots will stand together in times of threat.
Seeing how easy it was to separate deluded Ghost Worshipers from their money,
other businesses started following suite and making announcements.
Melissa's Sweetcakes was one such business ...
only they lost in court, and were ordered to pay $135,000 in damages.
So like good little Ghost Worshipers, they set up a GoFundMe page
and waited for all the sucker's money to come rolling in.
So I sent them this email
But their GoFundMe page was taken down
since they were found to be in violation by a court of law.
So guess who came to their rescue?
Ye are known by the company ... thou keeps
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12/11/13
Homosexuality once again illegal in India
So why this step backward into the Middle Ages?
I think this quote from the article says it all:
"
The High court ruled in Naz's favor.
But the decision came under fire from Christian, Hindu and Muslim groups,
who filed an appeal to the Supreme Court."
Yep, it's the same old story:
superstitious Ghost Worshipers dictating their hideous morals onto society.
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4/16/13
So who is going to get violent if gay marriage is legalized in France?
Christians - provoked by guys like that piece of human feces in the little red hat above
Christian violence rarely originates with Christians themselves,
but rather with clergy who use their positions of influence to manipulate their flocks,
who then force their beliefs on others.
This is far more easily seen in modern-day radical Islam.
Christian leaders have been watching closely,
and they can see just how successful Muslims,
who resort to the time-tested stategy of violence, have been.
A stategy most modern Christians have abandoned.
But little red hat man gives us a pretty good picture
of what Christianity was like for centuries
before modern humans dragged them out of the Middle Ages, kicking and screaming.
So it has always been ... So it shall always be
(until we learn to fight back)
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9/19/12
Conservative Christians often refer to biblical families.
But since none of them have ever actually opened a Bible
they are unaware of what a biblical family really looks like.
Shall we show them?
Abdon - Judges 12:14
Abijah - 2 Chronicles 13:21
Abraham - Genesis 16:1, 16:3, 25:1
Ahab - 1 Kings 20:3
Ahasuerus - Esther 1:9
Ashur - 1 Chronicles 4:5
Belshazzar - Daniel 5:2
Benhadad - 1 Kings 20:3
Caleb - 1 Chronicles 2:18-19, 2:46, 2:48
David - 1 Samuel 18:27, 19:11-18, 25:39, 25:43-44, 2 Samuel 3:3-5, 3:13-14,
David (more) - 5:13, 6:20-23, 12:7-8, 12:24, 15:16, 16:21-23, 1 Chronicles 14:3
Eliphaz - Genesis 36:11-12
Elkanah - 1 Samuel 1:2
Esau - Genesis 26:34, 28:9
Ezra - 1 Chronicles 4:17-18
Gideon - Judges 8:30
Heman - 1 Chronicles 25:4
Hosea - Hosea 1:3, 3:1
Ibzan - Judges 12:9
Issachar - 1 Chronicles 7:4, Numbers 1:29
Jacob - Genesis 29:23, 29:28, 30:4, 30:9
Jair - Judges 10:4
Jehoiachin - 2 Kings 24:15
Jehoram - 2 Chronicles 21:14
Jerahmeel - 1 Chronicles 2:26
Joash - 2 Chronicles 24:3
Lamech - Genesis 4:19
Machir - 1 Chronicles 7:15-16
Manasseh - 1 Chronicles 7:14
Mered - 1 Chronicles 4:17-19
Moses - Exodus 2:21, 18:1-6, Numbers 12:1
Nahor - Genesis 22:20-24
Rehoboam - 2 Chronicles 11:18-23
Saul - 1 Samuel 14:50, 2 Samuel 3:7
Shaharaim - 1 Chronicles 8:8
Simeon - Genesis 46:10, Exodus 6:15
Solomon - 1 Kings 11:3
Zedekiah - Jeremiah 38:23
Ziba - 2 Samuel 9:10
Question for Conservative Christians, if you have read your Bibles ... how did you miss all those verses?
As a matter of fact, biblical families are illegal in modern America.
If you want to enjoy God's definition of marriage (polygamy)
then you should move to either Saudi Arabia ... or Utah.
If you choose Utah, it is customary to propose as soon as possible after puberty (not yours - hers).
If you choose Saudi Arabia, you don't need to wait that long.
Biblical Marriage (that would be ... according to God)
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7/11/12
Here's a great picture showing Christians and how much they've learned from Jesus
by coming out in force to support Chic-fil-A and their anti-gay owner Dan Cathy.
Do you believe they all just happened to get hungry for chicken at the same time?
Or do you think they were following the directions of their religious leaders?
(Hint: I'd go with the second one)
Can't you just picture Jesus standing in line with all those bigots
and trashing homosexuals while waiting for His order of extra crispy?
No, I can't either
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7/3/11
The Illinois Family Institute wants to help you with your medical insurance
Health Insurance (3 pages)
Then later ...
I sent the following email to Laurie Higgins at the Illinois Family Institute
Laurie,
Long time no hear.
I thought you might be worried about me
so I just thought I would drop you this little email
to let you know all is well.
Just happened to catch these stories on the wire:
Washington State Votes to Allow Gay Marriage
New Jersey Votes to Allow Gay Marriage
For the First Time ... Majority of Americans Favor Gay Marriage
(that last one even had a neat little chart
showing just how successful all your efforts have been)
My first thought was "I wonder why Jesus is doing so badly?"
Then I remembered that Jesus never said anything bad about gay people.
In fact, in many verses he encourages us to love everyone ... even our enemies.
So, what I should have wondered was "Why is His father doing so badly?"
He certainly has a strong hatred towards them.
He called them "abominations"
and the penalty, as I recall, was capital punishment ...
and not the "humane" kind.
If Atheists are as few in number as Christians claim,
then they couldn't be affecting the results very much.
Since this country is populated mostly by Christians (about 75%),
it is obvious that most Christians have chosen Jesus over His father.
Maybe you and your little band of Westboro rejects should think that one over.
Yours in Christ,
neo
I should have included this picture in the email
So who makes up this "majority of Americans"
that was referred to in that last article?
It can't have much to do with atheists:
we only account for about 4% of the population.
Jews, Hindus, Muslims, Buddhists?
Add them all together and you get another 4%.
So who makes up the other 45%?
Christians. That is the only possible answer.
But these are Progressive Christians.
They are usually found in the Democratic party.
The ones who are fighting against equality are the Conservative Christians.
They are normally found in the Republican party.
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1987
This is Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, a conservative Catholic.
And here is his lovely wife Virginia. They were married in Nebraska in 1987.
This would not have been possible 24 years earlier in 1963.
So, how will Justice Thomas vote on same-sex marriage?
We already know.
The advance of civilization allowed him to marry the one he loved.
But the Conservative Republican motto is:
"I got mine ... screw you"
(These people really are despicable human beings)
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Legal Battles
1/30/19
Kentucky governor Matt Bevin changes his tune about Kim Davis ...
when money is at stake
Bevin once referred to Kim Davis as ... "
an inspiration ... to the children of America."
But now, when money is at stake, Bevin no longer seems to regard very highly,
people who are inspirations to the children of America, does he?
Remember this hilarious episode when Catholics threw pro-lifers under the bus ...
for money
Conservative Christians don't worship Christ. They hate His guts.
They even turned on the Pope when he dared to criticize them for their greed.
As Trump has proven to all of America, the God that conservative Christians worship is ...
MONEY
UPDATE 9/14/23 (4.5 years later)
Kim Davis, and her god, lost in court to the tune of $100,000
UPDATE 1/4/24
She lost again ...
now attorneys get 260K!
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9/3/15
Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis, chooses to go to jail
rather than obey the courts and marry gay people.
My guess is, that after sharing a cell for a few nights with Bambi La Bamba,
Kim will be the one applying for a gay marriage license
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9/3/15
Priceless quote:
by Rachel Held Evans, Christian columnist and author
talking about Homophobic Kentucky clerk and county inmate, Kim Davis
"
No one's being jailed for practicing her religion.
Someone's being jailed for using the government
to force others to practice her religion."
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8/15
Today you get a special treat - it's five-for-one day!
First ...
Kim Davis (the elected homophobic Kentucky clerk)
and The First Amendment
Second ...
Kim Davis (the elected homophobic Kentucky clerk)
has just finished designing her reelection poster
Third, this gem which was put up in ... Kentucky
Fourth, it's amazing how they can refuse to see the similarities
And fifth, I love this one ...
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12/8/14
The tentacles of the Bible Belt
and its vile morality
extend throughout America ...
To wherever Republicans are in power
Think about what you just read:
They want the right to refuse emergency medical aid to gay people.
That is a hundred times worse than what just happened in Indiana.
And wasn't the part about Muslims precious?
(as if they would ever do anything to benefit Muslims)
But this proves that they will use Muslims
if it helps them push through more Christian privilege.
If there is a test for being human ...
These lawmakers, and their supporters, just failed it.
Snopes weighs in: "Partly True - Partly False"
The House Speaker's assertion
that it could not be used as a blanket refusal
relies on the good nature of Christians.
The ACLU's assertions sound much more realistic
based on the proven nature of "some" Christians.
The Founding Fathers would be turning over in their graves
if they saw what religion was doing
to the country that they worked so hard to protect ...
from religious influence
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8/21/12
I am not going to attempt to take on all the world's battles.
So I pick and choose my battles based on ...
well basically it depends on who pisses me off the most.
Sometimes Democrats piss me off; Republicans always do.
Case in point: I root for those who are working for marriage equality for homosexuals.
However, being heterosexual, it is not usually one of my personal 'hot' buttons.
Then the Republicans had to go and take it one step farther
and attack civil unions as well ...
now, I'm pissed
In the article, the Republican from Rhode Island did her best
to demonstrate how a human being should treat their fellow humans
(something Jesus also tried to teach them).
But the good ole corn-fed white boys who run the party dismissed her (and Jesus)
and stuck to their ancient prejudices. Why?
They are appealing to the lowest cerebral rung in the country
because they know, that it is just loaded with bigoted, ignorant voters
who are easy to control and fleece.
The saddest part is ... they could win.
So why did I choose that picture?
Because I thought it would be appropriate to show everyone
what a Republican Congressman's cabana boy looks like.
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