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7/21/18

Yet another editing error in the Bible is responsible for ...

immeasurable agony

I guess that after God inspired the Bible, He thought to Himself:
"You know, maybe I got that gay thing wrong.
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinkin' that day.
I'll have that goatherder switch it.
And I'll make it punishable by death.
"


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11/28/17



Like everything else in the Bible ...

They got this wrong too

Does this mean that anyone born on June 16 ... is now a suspect?


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11/21/17

Bad Christian arguments:
"The Bible is not a book of fairy tales. "



So you actually believe in ...

Snakes that can talk? (Genesis 3:1)
Firebreathing dragons with multiple heads? (Job 41)
Fiery flying serpents? (Isaiah 30:6)
People who can live inside of a fish? (Jonah 1:17)
Behemoths? (Job 40:15-24)
Cockatrices? (Isaiah 11:8, 59:5; Jeremiah 8:17)
Demons? (Luke 8:2)
Dragons? (Revelation 12:7-9)
Satyrs? (Isaiah 13:21; 34:14)
Unicorns? (Numbers 23:22, 24:8; Deuteronomy 33:17; Job 39:9-10; Psalms 22:21, 29:6, 92:10; etc)
You actually believe that the sun went backwards? (Isaiah 38:8)
You actually believe that the sun froze in the sky for an entire day? (Joshua 10:13)
Argumentative donkeys? (Numbers 22:30)





You seriously believe in Zombies?

(apparently, this guy does)

Neither the fairy tales of Hans Christian Anderson nor the Brothers Grimm
could hold a candle to the fairy tales in the Bible;
not only in their absurdity, but also in their gruesomeness.




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11/8/15



How did the King James Version came into existence?

Hint: God had nothing to do with it

Think about how many millions of people have been killed
over the literal interpretation of this piece of crap.
This is the best proof Creationists have
that we couldn't have evolved from monkeys ...

because even monkeys aren't that stupid.

Apocrypha - The Apocalypse Of Peter

The Apocalypse Of Peter leads to the concept of Hell

And the genius idea of using "Hell" to scare the BeJesus out of people
is what turned a tiny cult into the world's most formidable religion.
This powerful concept was not lost on the Muslims
who also incorporated the idea into their religion ... with similar results.


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2012

Verses that may come in handy when debating Ghost Worshipers



When they quote "any" scripture, you can reply:

You want to quote scripture? You must have suicidal tendencies.
You've only got 10% of the Bible that you can quote from (the "safe" verses) ...
I've got the other 90%
 "

Religion: created BY men ... FOR men


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2007

Pascal's Wager



Pascal's Wager has arguably been Christianity's most powerful weapon
against any, who would dare to doubt.
Well, maybe the second most powerful ... behind execution.

For those who do dare to doubt, it is easy to see
that there are multiple logical flaws with Pascal's Wager.

Here is another flaw that is rarely mentioned

Usually, skeptics point out that Pascal's Wager fails
because one cannot know which religion to bet one's eternal soul on.
But even if we did grant that Christianity's God is the "One True Invisible Ghost,"
one still must make a second wager, and choose correctly,
the method that is most likely to save one's soul.
And with at least 81 choices ...

the odds are with the House


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2006

Bad Christian arguments:
"There are no contradictions in the Bible."

Here's what you do:
Quote a particularly horrifying Bible verse (they're not hard to find).
They will then provide the contradiction for you
(does it get any better than that?)

Actually it can: after they provide the contradiction, accuse them of blasphemy.

Here is a reference which list hundreds of contradictions

The picture below was recovered from the Pacific Ocean
after it was spotted dropping from the sky.
It appears as though someone in Heaven had a hidden cellphone camera,
and was lucky enough to be present when Jesus got called on the carpet
over all the contradictions in the Bible.



A note, found with the picture, stated that
The Old Man seemed particularly pissed off, over Jesus telling people:
"Ye have heard that it hath been said,
An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
But I say unto you, that ....
"

That's where the note ended.
It is unknown what punishment The Old Man may have given to His Son.
But we all remember what He did to Jesus ... the last time He got pissed.


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3/9/02

Bad Christian arguments:
"The Bible is the literal word of God "



Even most Jewish scholars no longer believe that ...

and the Jews are the ones who wrote the damn thing


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Education


3/5/15



Texas Christians continue to defy America's laws
by unconstitutionally indoctrinating students.
Now you know why they wave the flag so furiously:

it's to distract you from what they are really doing


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2/16/15

Bibles being distributed to 5th graders in Oklahoma

I think the F.F.R.F. might be making a mistake on this one, and here's why:
Does anyone really believe that there is a kid to be found anywhere in America
who hasn't heard of Jesus Christ? (hint: I would go with "no" on that one)

So these kids all already know about Christianity,
and the vast majority of them - are Christians. But think about it:
What is the #1 way to free people from Ghost Worship?

That's right - make them read the Bible.
Churches do everything in their power to steer people away from the bad verses.
I say, give them the Bibles and a homework assignment:
to read as much of the Old Testament as their little minds can stomach.

Before you know it ... they'll quit handing out Bibles


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2/3/15

Christianity is hemorrhaging badly; worldwide; especially among the youth.
If Christianity is to survive, it must regain control of the youth.
The youth represent the future hope of Christianity.

Evangelicals continue their relentless attack on America's youth

Battle Stations!


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12/3/14

Christians are attacking America from every angle

Texas textbooks ... again

School boards are too important for us to continue to allow morons to run them.
All boards should be filled by professionally trained teachers and educators,
not by elected dentists and preachers.



Oklahoma's school board went even further.
Fortunately, more rational thinkers prevailed ... this time.

Hobby Lobby's Evangelical owner, Steve Green,
loses his bid to force his beliefs into the public school system


Here's more news from the education battlefront

In Kansas, Citizens for Objective Public Education
was sent packing in its attempt to fight evolution and climate change science


I couldn't resist the opportunity to rub it in, but ...
at least I gave them some hope



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12/26/13

Christians attack public education by diverting millions of tax dollars ...

to voucher programs

Every poll shows that Christians are losing the battle for the youth of America ... badly.
If they are to survive, they must focus most of their resources on the young.
That explains why they are desperately fighting against science and history.
They don't want to "teach the controversy"; because when they do - they lose.
So their strategy is to destroy public education and get their kids into Christian schools,
or homeschool them where they can control the curriculum.

Their only hope is to brainwash their kids while they are young,
and hide the truth from them for as long as they can.


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6/19/13

New Hampshire won a victory over Christians
by enforcing a law which prohibits state funding of religious schools.
The key word here is "enforcing."

39 states have the law, but enforcement is difficult
because Christians constantly violate man-made laws in all states,
and especially at the national level (The Constitution).

That's why they are constantly being dragged into court.
And since they are always fighting man-made laws in court,
they are now attempting to fill the courts with Ghost Worshipers
sympathetic to their cause;
judges who will place their religious beliefs
above their sworn duty to uphold our laws.

One of the most glaring examples of this, was the odious Judge Carlos Bea
who decided the 'Pledge of Allegiance' case in California (see podcasts #161-163).

They are the least patriotic and law-abiding citizens in our nation;
and this case is simply more proof of that sad fact.

Read the article, taken from the web site of "The Friendly Atheist" (2 pages)


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2/9/12

Virginia joins 32 other states in granting home schoolers the right to play sports at public schools.

Tebow Bill Passes in Virginia

Now check this out:

2011 Quarterback Efficiency Ratings (be patient ... he's in there)

Based on his ranking, I get the distinct impression that his mother
may also have been in charge of his phys. ed. training.


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1/20/12

Ken Pittman, a talk radio host, attacks Ahlquist decision

Read (4 pages)


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1/18/12

Now that Jessica Ahlquist has forced her high school
to uphold the Constitution by removing a posted prayer,
she is getting numerous death threats.
No, not from Atheists - from the followers of Jesus.
She needs police to escort her at school
because of the physical danger she is in from Christians.
However, in a Christian-dominated nation,
the media is careful not to point these things out.
Only a few news sources are brave enough to do so.

The American Taliban is alive and well ...
and it's not only found in the Bible Belt.




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Christian Propaganda & Indoctrination


4/11/18

Between 1934-1954, the Catholic Church used its massive influence to determine ...

which movies Americans were allowed to see

Criticism of religion wasn't allowed. Gee, what a surprise, huh?


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10/15/17

Here are some well-known Bible references ... some good

The Parallel Bible

The Jefferson Bible

and some ... not so good

Christian Answers.Net

Conservapedia


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11/5/15

Nuns around the world keep an ancient Medieval tradition alive ...

by spending zillions of hours sitting and talking to themselves (praying)

Here are a few choice excerpts:

"Flooding, snowstorms, a flu outbreak, even a fire —
any of those might have slowed a group of Wisconsin nuns
who say none of it has kept their order from praying nonstop
for hundreds of thousands of people over the last 137 years.
"

Think about that for a moment.
While fire is burning down their building,
instead of helping those people who desperatately need help fighting the fire,
or warning others, they instead, sit there talking to themselves.
But in a Country dominated by Christians with a long, bloody history,
the newspaper would be out of business if they pointed that fact out.

"In La Crosse, the nuns estimate
they've prayed for hundreds of thousands of people,
including 150,000 in the last decade.
"

Congratulations on pissing your lives down the toilet.

"The prayer sustained me in ways I haven't been able to articulate.
I felt warm and loved and cared about by strangers
and that's an incredible feeling.
"

That's the whole purpose of delusion ... ain't it?


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1/15/15

Boy admits that when he was involved in a terrible car crash
that left him a quadriplegic at age 6,
he made up the story about dying and returning from Heaven.

It's been a hot Christian propaganda item for 5 years.
Many bookstores are now pulling the book.
But for all those millions of Ghost Worshipers who were tricked by a little boy
who told them what they desperately wanted to believe,
we now have an answer to the question:

Are you smarter ... than a first-grader?


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1/12/15

Brian Williams, TV news broadcaster



The T.V. news has lost all integrity.
Each station is competing with other stations for survival.
So don't expect that truth will be very high on their priority list.
T.V. news is now nothing more than entertainment
that panders to the largest possible audience.

"The Power of Prayer"

Not long after that episode aired, Brian Williams was fired,
after it was discovered that he had fabricated news stories.
It's unfortunate for Williams that his prayers
didn't persuade "The Big Guy" to save his job.
You would think that after Williams did that great show promoting Him,
that God would at least show some gratitude
and help Williams out of a tight spot.

Guess not


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10/16/14



Another Christian persecution myth goes down the drain:

Were Christians fed to the lions in the Coliseum?

They have as much evidence for that myth ...
as they do for all their others.


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3/31/14

American moviegoers are drawn to fantasy.
Considering the state of our economy ...
can you blame them?

First, for the kiddies:

"Frozen" has become the top-grossing animated film in history

And for the big kiddies:

Noah

This was my favorite quote:
"It certainly feels like the film has really connected
with both mainstream moviegoers who are looking for a really sophisticated film
and those folks who really want to see a movie that honors their faith.
"

I have two questions about that quote:

1) Exactly which part of the Noah's Ark fairy tale is "the sophisticated part?"

2) How does it honor Christian faith to see a movie
that glorifies the murder of nearly every living thing on Earth?

That doesn't honor Christianity ... it exposes the horror of it.


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10/4/13

The insidious cancer is spreading
(insidious: "Producing harm in a stealthy, often gradual, manner.")

Christian dorms invade public universities

Christians are losing badly with today's youth (the leaders of tomorrow).
This is one of many stealth tactics they are currently using
in their desperate attempt to turn the tide and hang onto power.
They are attacking children in public schools with "Good News Clubs."
They know that college is murder on their faith,
so faith dorms are their latest strategy to shield their flock from the truth.

Can we have racially segregated dorms? Are most dorms sexually segregated?

(hint: go with "No" ... on both)

"Constitution? We don't need no stinkin' Constitution."


Students are being targeted now ... who's next?





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3/26/13

As Ghost Worshipers get ever more desperate, they throw off all pretenses of honesty.

80% believe in the power of prayer - especially young people?


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12/31/11

"In God We Trust"

This video will explain why religions thrive in smaller towns (2:06:03)



But the internet is bringing a degree of anonymity and safety,
never before available, especially to those in small towns.


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6/25/07



When Ghost Worshipers first got to the moon ... what's the first thing they did?

Proselytize (3:32)

Fortunately, their preaching failed
as their religion continued to fade into oblivion over the following decades.

(Can you figure out why they stopped reciting creation verses after day 3?)

It's because on Day 1 God created light, while on Day 4 God created ... the Sun.


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Science


11/23/17

Bad Christian arguments:
"The only way to eternal life is through Jesus Christ "



Not true. The "hydra" can live forever ... as long as it can outswim its predators


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4/22/16



You won't believe the cult-like brainwashing techniques
used by these Young Earth Creationists ...

on little kids (9:51)

Notice how they trained them to all respond in unison,
parroting back the lies they were fed?

That IS child abuse


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7/8/15



The Ark Encounter opened yesterday in Kentucky.

Kentucky is the state that legalized the transfer of tax money
from its citizens into the pockets of Ken Ham and his cronies.

I think Mark Twain had the best handle on Kentucky ...

When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky
because everything there happens 25 years after ...
it happens everywhere else.


The Ark Encounter


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11/28/14

Here is a perfect example of the law of "power" which states:
"it's never about being right or wrong; what matters is ... who you are."

ESPN reporter punished for defending evolution

If we ever become a rational society, then
it will be about right and wrong ... and not about power


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5/14/13



This is what they teach them in private Christian schools

Question 1
Student wrong - credited with correct answer.
Question 2
Student wrong - credited with correct answer.
Question 3
The Bible says nothing about dinosaurs.
Question 4
Teach children that "The Flintstones" is true.
Question 5
Since animals preceded plants by millions of years,
the answer given should have been marked "wrong, stupid"
Question 6
Student wrong - credited with correct answer.
Why was the student wrong about question #6?
Hey, I know how we can find out - let's check the Bible.

Job 40:16 "Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly."

Notice the problem? Dinosaurs laid eggs ... they didn't have navels.

In response, Christians have reinterpreted the verse in newer versions

and voila! "navel" has been replaced. I am sooo surprised.

But notice which picture is missing in question #6: the leviathan.
Based on the Bible (Psalms 74:14 and Job 41:19-21),
it would look something like this:



That's right, it's a multi-headed, fire-breathing dragon ... that lives in the sea.
Now that's what I call science. I wonder why they left that picture out?

To do to children, what these sick Ghost Worshippers are doing,
should be sufficient grounds to file charges for child abuse.

BUT ...

The child actually got the last question right (example: fruit bats), so the final grade was 1 out of 7;
which, as we can see by the grade written at the top, is worth an A+ ... in the Bible Belt.



THIS JUST IN ... FOLLOW UP
Due to lack of funding ... the school has closed down
(it doesn't sound like God liked what they were teaching either)


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10/6/12

Ever wondered what "stupid" looks like?



Wonder no longer.

Paul Broun calls evolution a lie from the pit of Hell

The part that really makes it clear why our nation is floundering so badly,
comes near the end:
"He sits on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology."

(Just give me the whole bottle of aspirin ... then notify my next of kin).


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2009

Why do Americans still lag behind the rest of the modern world in science?

Here are statistics from 2008
showing the funding levels of major Christian organizations
devoted to destroying confidence in science in order to keep their religion alive:

Organization                                  $Millions
Answers in Genesis                                  23
Institute for Creation Research                9
Discovery Institute                                    5
Reasons to Believe                                    4
Christian funding for pseudoscience      41

Same year - funding devoted to combatting religious lies:
National Center for Science Education ... 2 million.

If one were to construct a similar comparison for climate denial,
one would see the same disparity.
Christians are pouring tons of money (during a severe recession)
into convincing people to believe in their crap
and reject provable scientific fact.

Unless you want another 2,000 years of religious horror ...

you had better wake up America.


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